Do me a favour? Don't scream. Just hear what I've gotta say... and then scream.
Battlestar Galactica: The chicken has crossed the road before, and the chicken will cross the road again.
Supernatural: The chicken was searching for the demon that killed its father. Sadly, being a hen, it was hit by an Impala before it reached the other side.
Firefly: Tell ‘em the chicken ain’t coming back. (Was that my tail? Did my gorram tail just fall off?)
Bones: In the absence of sufficient forensic evidence, it’s unscientific to speculate as to the chicken’s motivations. (Besides, I hate psychology.)
Me: ... Well I got it from the fandom, okay?
My Sister: And if the fandom jumped off a bridge? Would you jump too?
Me: Sarah, you don't understand. If the fandom jumped off a bridge, it's because there's a ship underneath.
The Closer fan: I love The Closer. I ship Brenda and Sharon!
another The Closer fan: I don't ship Brenda and Sharon but it's cool that you do! I ship Brenda and Fritz!!!
another The Closer fan: I ship Brenda and Fritz and I ship Brenda and Sharon!
another The Closer fan: I actually ship Brenda and Andy, but I like all the relationships on the show! :)
weatherthestormtogether: Omg. Seriously? You are not real fans of The Closer. You are all immature teenagers that are wackos who are imagining all of these ships except for Brenda and Fritz (who are the most perfect T.V. couple ever) so you all need to realize that. Even Jon Tenney ships Brenda and Fritz. I am sick of all of you. I am going to block all you nutcases.
Okay, time for a little rant. I normally don’t do these kinds of posts but there’s something that has been bothering me for the past weeks.
Feel free to skip.
have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat
Oh you mean Laura roslin and bill adama?
No, I don’t mean the hoarders but the therapists and the organizers. I ship like four pairings on that show.
Hippie Relations Platform for Presidency! Together with everythingscominguprizzles, we shall reform the American bureaucracy to be more fangirl friendly! For example, we will:
- Establish the US Ministry of FanFiction: Includes committees such as: Grammar 101, How to Leave Constructive Reviews, FanFiction.Net Protocol, Characterization: How Not to Fuck It Up, Gay Smut for the Straight Sluts, etc. Additionally, as its first order of business, the US Ministry of FanFiction will issue a national ban on all works of fanfic containing “The Magical Healing Penis.” If you have not encountered such fic and do not know of what we speak, then your fandom must be very, very small.
- Establish Department of Fandom: Includes committees such as: I Reject Your Canon and Replace It With My Own, Why Did They Cancel This Show and How Can We Bring it Back?, Joss Whedon is the New Jesus, Online Fandom Etiquette, Femslash: No, It Doesn’t Work that Way You Moron, etc. Every year the Department of Fandom meets for a summit at Disney World to discuss important canon and fandom related issues.
- International Relations Policy: What Would Dr. Elizabeth Weir Do?
- International Relations Policy #2: What Would The Doctor Do?
- International Relations Policy #3: What Would Laura Roslin Do?
- International Relations Policy #4: When All That Fails, Call River Song
- International (and Domestic) Relations Policy #5: Fuck This Shit, Let’s Get Out the Lightsabers
- “The Truth is Out There: The Fox Mulder Act” - declassifying all reports and information on the existence of extraterrestrials. This includes The Silence, and free, upgraded eyepatches will be distributed at select locations throughout our term in office.
- “The Toaster Act” will arrange a committee to weigh the pros and cons of artificial intelligence. This way we’ll have someone to blame when the Cylons take over.
- Samuel L Jackson as Chief of Security: “Back away from the President! I SAID NOW MUTHAFUCKARS! Sit yo, ass down! The President ain’t playin’! Does she look like she’s playin mutha fucker? Show some respect. Goddamn, America, we can’t take you anywhere nice.”
- Secret Service will be run by Special Agents Myka Bering and Pete Lattimer. If they tell you to hand over a strange object of questionable origin that has been making your skin green or smells like fudge, FOR JOSS WHEDON’S SAKE DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU.
- The White House will add a sonic beacon that transmits the phrase “Hello, Sweetie” whenever The Doctor is needed. And sometimes just because.
- All national addresses will be given by Paula Deen: Live from the White House Kitchen
- Legalize marijuana
- Legalize gay everything
- Free coffee, tea, and tampons for all
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