Do me a favour? Don't scream. Just hear what I've gotta say... and then scream.
Oh no! Get well soon hon!
Thanks, darling! My hand already feels a lot better today.
Ouch! Get better soon!
Sometimes, I do wonder the same thing when you post pictures like this. Do I even want to know what happened?
Draining the pasta went wrong. As did doing the dishes and cutting shallots next to a hot skillet. Oops? *Joey airquotes*
Seriously though, how I have not yet killed myself is beyond me.