Do me a favour? Don't scream. Just hear what I've gotta say... and then scream.

 

Thanks, darling! My hand already feels a lot better today. 

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get to know me meme: favorite female characters [2/7]

Maryann Thorpe

”The eyes of Maryann are on you, all the live long day.You hired a lawyer and divorced me, but you can’t get away.”

Thanks, hon!

Sometimes, I do wonder the same thing when you post pictures like this. Do I even want to know what happened?

Draining the pasta went wrong. As did doing the dishes and cutting shallots next to a hot skillet. Oops? *Joey airquotes*

Seriously though, how I have not yet killed myself is beyond me.